screamemes asked: psst hi i luv u -passive aggressively kisses your nose- THANKS OK I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND
i love u too i hope u have all the ben & jerry’s in the word
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(Source: andyglassismymom, via prosandconsof-breathing)
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
(Source: vaspim2k13, via b182link)
me at school:what if my favorite band member speaks at the assembly
me going to the doctor:what if my favorite band member is in the waiting room
me driving down the road:what if we pull up beside my favorite band member
me going to sleep:what if i dream about my favorite band member
me at my favorite bands concert:i hope they drag me up on stage and sing to me
me getting on an airplane:what if my favorite band member is on this flight
me on twitter:what if my favorite band member tweets me
me at a gas station:what if my favorite band member is here
me at warped tour:what if my favorite band member all of a sudden hates their merch girl and ask me to fill in
me at the gas station:what if i see my favorite band member pumping gas
