rydenarmani:

women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked”

men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.”

if you don’t see the issue here, you’re a fucking moron.

(via holymotheroflucifer)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

(via cobra-starhips)

wadepeter:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not you

(via pepsidimples)

alltimeboners:

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(Source: danmangan, via cobra-starhips)

thewilliambeckett:

Mowwwwwing aaaaaand mowwwwwing aaaand mowwwwwing…. Get off my lawn.

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via basswhizzsiskybizz)

powertothelocaldreamer:

god bless my iphone and joe trohman

by amyshaped
look at my new clothes

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

(via velocitytimes2)